anon pls

It’s like they weren’t sure if they wanted a really dark picture, or a neon vomit scene-inspired one, and came up with this color scheme.

I was looking through my super old work ( from primary school ) where everything i drew was pink or some magical shoujo cat girl Orz

On the plus side, this is from primary school whereas I’ve seen art like this from people who are 18. What is that microphone even plugged into?  It kind of looks like a tail.  So perhaps she’s actually a cyborg, which makes it lightly cooler, I guess.

WHY DOES THIS EXIST.

Even better, imagine Freiya in 15-20 years looking back through old pictures and finding this.  Imagine her reaction and how much she is going to hate her parents.  I’m sorry, Frieya.  If you ever google this (or whatever rad new technolgy you’re using in 20 years) I’m so, so sorry.  But hey, you probably have a jetpack by now.  I never had one when I was your age.  

dear go d

Wait this looks really familiar…wait… it got worse.

Well. At least the person has kind of a good taste in games.

What’s the black space in the middle?  Are they all lined up on the side because they’re actually pong paddles?  Is it video game art within video game art?  This is brilliant!

Well the hand is…interesting.

Don’t tell me what I want Ghost-Man!  I make my own decisions!  I don’t even know what it is you think I want - is it you or the fire?

Wait, maybe I DO want the fire if I can use it to burn you.

Description:

I drew myself…and my Anarchy genderbenderwhateverself.

Anarchy: o^o How’s it goin’ bro?

Me: Real good bro. :’D


Edit: I’m 5’5’….He’s 5’11’…. Why is he taller D’:

Quick, someone find someone with a doctorate in both meteorology and medicine!  Some rainbow out there has got the stomach flu and vomited all over these poor people’s heads!

So close but yet so far.

Cursed?  Is that what we’re calling it now?  I was going to go with “very badly drawn” but cursed works too, I suppose.

You know, I actually don’t think the new one is that bad.  Posting because, oh my god, those shoes. In the old one, I mean.  And that tail (which is broken in several places) is coming out of the belly button.

So yeah, ignore the decent one on the right, that one on the left is hilarious.

dat anatomy..

found this on the newest page on dA. the coloring looks like the dodge/burn tools in PS, too…

That IS supposed to be a balloon, right?  I am going to cry if it’s not.  Also, the way the sitting one (whom I think is supposed to be Rainbow Dash) is posed reminds me of a chicken.